Michael Bérubé says if you don’t watch this video, he “will come to your house—and you don’t want that.”

Now, in my experience Michael is a perfectly delightful guest, so I don’t know how much of a threat this is. At most I expect he might give you a special JoePa-chair head-slap, and urge you to roll up your pant legs.

But you get the point.

Previously.