Newest mental toy:
- Go to Google.
- Type in the beginning of a common phrase (e.g., “how do I..”, “where are…”, “is barack…”)
- Look at the drop-down list of suggested searches.
- If appropriate, laugh riotously.
- e.g.,
..and I'm reasonably sure Google's suggestions are based on the frequency of the search terms being used...
(Also interesting, but less amusing, the number of times the suggestion for $foo is “…pregnant.”)
Post your finds in comments!
The Edge of the American West 
158 comments
May 28, 2009 at 4:32 pm
ben
For “where is the”, after “where is the love lyrics” is “where is the g spot”. And then: “where is the love”.
May 28, 2009 at 4:45 pm
Vance
If I were working on Google Suggest, I would certainly want to salt the early search results (when there are so many hits that it’s hard to know how to be helpful) with silliness. And once the fun ones (whether natural or artificial) are picked up, they reinforce their own frequency.
I thought “i am poem” would be Clare, but apparently it’s a common, vaguely Whitmanish exercise.
May 28, 2009 at 4:47 pm
kevin
“What is a” yields…
“What is a good credit score”
“What is a short sale”
“What is a rainbow party”
It’s like a descent into the madness of a suburban parent.
May 28, 2009 at 4:58 pm
Vance
who is a jew
who is a hero
who is a dependent
who is a first time home buyer
who is a dependent for tax …
who is a leader
who is a failure
who is a veteran
who is a citizen
who is a resident alien
May 28, 2009 at 5:20 pm
kid bitzer
if p:
if poem
if poem by rudyard kipling
if php
if president and vice president die who becomes president
if perl
if p then q
if python
if programming languages were religions
if peeing your pants is cool consider me miles davis
no, i really did not make up that last one; check for yourself.
May 28, 2009 at 5:20 pm
The Wrath of Oliver Khan
Why did you …
… make me black?
… need to calculate leaf surface area in tabulating your results?
May 28, 2009 at 5:24 pm
Vance
Also, since this seems to be the place for randomness: in his (widely praised) article on health care costs, Atul Gawande writes, “…their swanky, decorator-designed, churrigueresco offices”. Huh? Did I miss the fashion memo? I thought this was a school of Baroque church architecture — a neo- version of it is nicely represented in my neighborhood. But for medical offices?
May 28, 2009 at 5:24 pm
Urban Garlic
who is mysterion
who is my congressman
who is john galt
who is on the dime
who is ip
who is my senator
who is robert pattinson dating
who is the stig
who is lady gaga
who is the antichrist
May 28, 2009 at 5:58 pm
kid bitzer
though, now having pursued the point, i see that the miles davis line is from an adam sandler movie.
oy.
i can’t tell where dana’s original terror comes from–the first number of hits are other people noticing how bizarre the prevalence of the google search is. it’s all gotten a bit meta, and i don’t know where’s the meat below the meta.
May 28, 2009 at 6:30 pm
Blume
Blume goldfaden
Blume box
Blume supply
Blume mechanical
Blume salon
Blume Judy
Blume in love
Blume 2000
May 28, 2009 at 6:31 pm
Blume
[Realfirstname] is hot
[Realfirstname] is changing her name
(only two came up)
May 28, 2009 at 7:09 pm
Spike
What kind of idiot are you
What kind of idiot uses a teleprompter
I want to know what kind of idiot asks google “what kind of idiot uses a teleprompter.”
May 28, 2009 at 7:12 pm
Sean Carroll
when will i die
when will the world end
when will i get my tax refund
when will you get married quiz
when will twilight be on dvd
when will the recession end
May 28, 2009 at 7:13 pm
Spike
What in the hell is twitter
What in the hell is Obama doing
What in the hell is diversity
What in the hell is that
What in the hell is wrong with me
May 28, 2009 at 7:48 pm
Vance
google is your friend
google is broken
google is skynet
google is making us stupid
google is a number
google is paying to work from home
google is always right
google is taking over the world
google is watching you
google is paying
May 28, 2009 at 9:09 pm
Ahistoricality
Read ’em and weep:
history of valentine’s day
history of basketball
history of soccer
history of the internet
history of israel
history of mardi gras
history of st. patrick’s day
history of computers
history of baseball
history of football
May 28, 2009 at 9:21 pm
kid bitzer
what happens if i:
what happens if i don’t pay my credit cards
what happens if i stop paying my credit cards
what happens if i can’t check my myspace when we get there lyrics
what happens if i don’t file my taxes
what happens if i miss jury duty
what happens if i stop paying my mortgage
what happens if i walk away from my mortgage
what happens if i miss a birth control pill
what happens if i foreclose
what happens if i don’t pay my mortgage
May 28, 2009 at 9:34 pm
Vance
why am i so tired
why am i always tired
why am i always cold
why am i not losing weight
why am i always hungry
why am i here
why am i tired all the time
why am i still single
why am i single
why am i depressed
May 28, 2009 at 9:35 pm
Vance
(Followed, of course, by “Google Search” and “I’m Feeling Lucky”.)
May 28, 2009 at 9:37 pm
Cryptic Ned
can you run it
can you get pregnant on your period
can you feel the love tonight lyrics
can you get pregnant right after your period
can you be pregnant and still have a period
can you duet
can you get pregnant right before your period
can you have your period and still be pregnant
can you get mono twice
can you freeze cheese
This has got to be personalized somehow.
May 28, 2009 at 9:40 pm
ben
am i:
pregnant
pregnant quiz
in love
overweight
fat
depressed
Since the first suggestion when I just type in “sh” is “sheehan heidegger translation”, I’m going to guess that yes, it is personalized.
However, I am not curious in the slightest whether I am pregnant.
May 28, 2009 at 10:01 pm
Kieran
can i:
run it
have this dance lyrics
have your number
has cheezburger
have this dance
kick it lyrics
get pregnant on my period
have your number script
get your number
afford a house
May 28, 2009 at 10:04 pm
Kieran
will he:
propose
marry me
ller
call
come back
leave his wife
ask me out quiz
come back to me
ask me out
cheat again
May 28, 2009 at 10:05 pm
Kieran
will she
come back
cheat again
come back to me
ever come back
cheat
leave her husband
marry me
call
finish midnight sun
go out with me
May 28, 2009 at 11:34 pm
Colin
how do
you sleep lyrics
you know if a guy likes you
you know if your pregnant
you know if a girl likes you
you sleep
I love thee
I get a passport
I find my ip address
you get pregnant
I breathe lyrics
May 28, 2009 at 11:43 pm
Laura Wimberley
I want:
to die
this forever lyrics
you lyrics
you to want me
it that way lyrics
to hold your hand lyrics
you back lyrics
it all lyrics
to go to there
candy
I do want to go to there if they have candy.
May 29, 2009 at 12:40 am
Colin
this blog
is open to invited readers only
is full of crap
will change your life
is overrated
…
May 29, 2009 at 3:41 am
Michael Turner
Searching
for bobby fischer
for people
for david’s heart
for god knows what
for craigslist
for the wrong eyed jesus
for jobs
for someone
for games
for a former clarity
At least I was able to get a former clarity by searching on that last, despite a dip into something veering toward suicidal depression, at first. Comment of the moment on that jaw-dropping video:
I . . . feel . . . young . . . again.
May 29, 2009 at 5:02 am
The Wrath of Oliver Khan
Reading this thread, I imagine the people who are so desperate for answers that they think Google can help them figure out if he will come back to her or if she will cheat again or why he or she is still single, and I get very depressed.
May 29, 2009 at 5:28 am
lt
Should I refinance
Should I refinance my mortgage
Should I stay or should I go lyrics
Should I stay or should I go
Should I give up or should I just keep chasing pavements lyrics
Should I get a divorce
Should I pay off my mortgage
Should I call him
Should I shave my pubic hair
Should I file bankruptcy
points for juxtapositions
May 29, 2009 at 6:11 am
Kieran
Why won’t he:
marry me
propose
call
ask me out
commit
talk to me
kiss me
call me
make a move
May 29, 2009 at 6:12 am
Kieran
Why won’t she:
talk to me
call me
call
kiss me
swallow
go out with me
text me
call me back
commit
love me
May 29, 2009 at 6:38 am
Michael Turner
Thanks, Wrath of O.K. I’ve been sending this script out to all the agencies in Hollywood, but not a nibble so far. You’ve helped me see the problem. It’s my working title: “You’ve Got Search Engine Results”.
Kieran, you would win the thread on a referee decision even if you cheated and made those up, but (depressingly) I can see now that you didn’t.
May 29, 2009 at 6:49 am
Jason B.
why is my:
poop green
computer so slow
period late
eye twitching
computer slow
internet slow
computer running slow
hair falling out
poop black
computer running so slow
Everybody has output issues.
May 29, 2009 at 7:07 am
JPool
Michael,
Yes, it’s the 1980s again. It’s both frustrating and reassuring that the kids today get to have the same arguments about politics and changing the world that we did back in the day. Of course, today they get to have them on you tube forums about television talk show performances, rather than in the back of zines about records they bought via mail order, but that’s progress for you.
One of my favorite zine writers, Ami Emergency, has a great account of the begins of her life as a punk activist in the teenage cultural experience of seeing (pre-political) Green Day play at Woodstock ’94.
May 29, 2009 at 9:06 am
Michael Turner
Everybody has output issues.
Eye twitching is, arguably, an input issue. I know, because I have eye twitching right now, from trying to milk this thread.
May 29, 2009 at 11:35 am
vv
is my teacher…
attracted to me
flirting with me
good
flirting
May 29, 2009 at 6:43 pm
essear
there’s a…
certain slant of light
hole in the bucket
boy in the girls bathroom
hole in my bucket
wocket in my pocket
lways gonna be another mountain
class for this lyrics
fine fine line lyrics
hole in the bottom of the sea
good reason these tables are numbered honey you just haven’t thought of it yet
May 29, 2009 at 6:44 pm
essear
lol this…
is england
May 29, 2009 at 8:18 pm
ben
good reason these tables are numbered honey you just haven’t thought of it yet
Honey isn’t a number.
May 29, 2009 at 9:27 pm
JPool
Isn’t it?
May 29, 2009 at 10:18 pm
teofilo
does he like me
does obama smoke
does hydroxycut work
does extenze work
does smooth away work
does he love me
does it offend you yeah
does ups deliver on saturday
does rihanna have herpes
does alli work
May 29, 2009 at 10:22 pm
teofilo
can’t i live while i’m young
can’t i just eat my waffle
can’t i just be
can’t i nat king cole
can’t i just be lyrics
can’t i just be homemade fusion lyrics
can’t i just be lyrics homemade fusion
can’t i love what i criticize
can’t i have just a little bit of peril
can’t i have this dance lyrics
May 30, 2009 at 6:17 pm
kid bitzer
andr:
andrew jackson
andrew bird
android
andrew wyeth
andrea bocelli
andrew carnegie
andrew sullivan
andrew johnson
andre the giant
andrew martin
May 30, 2009 at 6:20 pm
kid bitzer
daily d:
daily devotional
daily dish
daily deals
daily devotions for women
daily democrat
daily diff
daily dispatch
daily dilbert
daily devotions for men
daily dunklin democrat
May 30, 2009 at 6:21 pm
aratina
“i want to” #1 result: “i want to die”
May 30, 2009 at 6:31 pm
jason
who would:
jesus smack down
you like to meet
win in a fight batman or spiderman
be your celebrity boyfriend
win in a fight
n’t want to be me
you rather
win in a fight batman or superman
n’t want be me lyrics
May 30, 2009 at 6:34 pm
Adam
Why do…
…dogs eat poop (349,000 results)
…does my eye twitch
…dogs eat grass
May 30, 2009 at 6:40 pm
Dave
don’t ever tell anybody anything. if you do start missing everybody
don’t ever dial area code 809
don’t ever tell locke what he can’t do
don’t ever scare black people
don’t ever change
May 30, 2009 at 6:46 pm
keith
you need some:
activator
wheels for this job
time to be alone…
May 30, 2009 at 7:01 pm
Elizabeth
why do i…
why do i fart so much
why do indians smell
why do i have green poop
why do i owe taxes
why do i love you
why do i have so much gas
why do i sweat so much
May 30, 2009 at 7:07 pm
Megan
This is 50
This is why you’re fat
This is me lyrics
This is spinal tap
This is us lyrics
This is England
This is how we do it lyrics
No this is Sparta? I’m disappointed.
May 30, 2009 at 7:10 pm
Megan
Everybody loves raymond
Everybody knows lyrics
Everybody hates chris
Everybody poops
Everybody knows lyrics john legend
Everybody dance now
Everybody wants to rule the world
Everybody hurts lyrics
Everybody’s fool lyrics
Everybody does it
May 30, 2009 at 7:10 pm
keith
we love:
colors
mac
katamari
pets
the moon
golf
soaps
because he first loved us
black people
golf wii
May 30, 2009 at 7:12 pm
Hannah
what would jesus do
what would jesus buy
what would jesus eat
what would jesus drive
what would jesus bet
what would jesus do bracelets
what would jesus do for a klondike bar
what would jesus brew
what would jesus deconstruct
May 30, 2009 at 7:16 pm
Elizabeth
republicans are
republicans are ignorant
republicans are mean
republicans are selfish
republicans are hypocrites
republicans are retarded
republicans are morons
republicans are wrong
republicans are sore losers
republicans are resistant to obama’s stimulus plan
republicans are conservative or liberal
democrats are
democrats are socialists
democrats are communists
democrats are known for what traits
democrats are smarter
democrats are wrong
democrats are retarded
democrats are sexy
democrats are crooks
democrats are liberal
democrats are traitors
May 30, 2009 at 7:17 pm
essear
Well, at least there’s the prominence of Andrew Bird on the “andr-” results to give me some faith in humanity.
May 30, 2009 at 7:26 pm
anesslib
you smell:
you smell like beef and cheese
you smell jokes
you smell good
you smell like a baby prostitute
you smell excited lyrics
you smell like
you smell soap
you smell like jokes
you smell like purple
you smell so bad
May 30, 2009 at 7:31 pm
Tim
some damn fool thing in the Balkans
some damn foolish thing in the Balkans
some damn thing in the Balkans
some damn Englishman called it the testis
May 30, 2009 at 7:38 pm
socratic
do dead…
do dead people watch you shower?
do dead bodies float?
do dead people fart?
do dead people watch there dogs?
do dead people watch us?
May 30, 2009 at 7:54 pm
Jesrypo
hey where:
hey where did we go
hey where the white women at
hey where the party at lyrics
hey where did you get that from traits
hey where the party at
hey where did we go when the rains came
hey where all the white women at
hey where’s the cream filling
hey where’s perry
hey where are the white women at
May 30, 2009 at 8:01 pm
linus cato
How many men:
…have walked on the moon
…signed the declaration of independence
…died in the civil war
…in a company
…in a brigade
…cheat
…in a battalion
How many women:
…did wilt chamberlain sleep with
…in congress
…in the world
…shave their pubic hair
…get breast cancer
…have abortions
…cheat
May 30, 2009 at 8:02 pm
Jesrypo
Gosh, where ARE the white women at?
May 30, 2009 at 8:13 pm
John Harrell
Is everyone:
singular or plural
allergic to poison ivy
plural
related
born with blue eyes
getting a stimulus check
a pronoun
getting a second stimulus check
psychic
going to die in 2012
May 30, 2009 at 8:14 pm
Stiltz
What:
…is twitter
…is my ip
…are these strawberries doing on my nipples i need them for the fruit salad
May 30, 2009 at 8:37 pm
PonderousMan
Hmm, so I never noticed this before, but they seem to be filtering suggestions on certain, er, controversial words… including 6 of George Carlin’s 7 words (“piss” seems to be ok?), as well as sex. Maybe it’s hanging on the rather long search space, but I figure anytime google takes longer than 10 seconds for something, it’s either broken or intentionally stopped…
May 30, 2009 at 9:03 pm
bernie
I tried “god is” and here are some of the answers:
1. not great
2. dead
3. an astronaut
4. love
5. not a fish inspector
6. a girl
7. good
What’s up with #5?!
May 30, 2009 at 9:05 pm
James
Where do I put….
my money
fonts
commas
the code for my layout in myspace
a tampon
wow addons
dll files
my memory card in my computer
salary requirements
brake fluid
May 30, 2009 at 9:22 pm
aaron
why do people smoke
why do people lie
why do people cut themselves
why do people cheat
why do people fart
why do people cry
why do people dream
why do people snore
why do people get married
May 30, 2009 at 9:31 pm
Kieran
do dead people watch you shower?
Awesome.
May 30, 2009 at 9:32 pm
kay
Is Dick Cheney:
jewish
in a wheelchair
dead yet
evil
married
related to barack obama
the devil
crazy
a psychopath
a war criminal
May 30, 2009 at 9:43 pm
is_what_it_is
is…
is bronchitis contagious
is pneumonia contagious
is obama the antichrist
is michelle obama pregnant
is yours jason mraz lyrics
is limewire illegal
is lil wayne dead
is the world going to end in 2012
is santa real
is pluto a planet
May 30, 2009 at 9:48 pm
is_what_it_is
how did….
how did hitler die
how did bob marley die
how did danny gokey’s wife die
how did bruce lee die
how did heath ledger die
how did elvis die
how did chris farley die
how did george washington die
how did marilyn monroe die
how did amber die on house
May 30, 2009 at 10:08 pm
JCD
How do you get pregnant
How do you download youtube videos
How do you like them apples
How do you get warts
How do you want it lyrics
How do you play poker
How do you sleep
How do you know your world
May 30, 2009 at 10:12 pm
Sara
Why do…
“men have nipples”
“cats purr”
“dogs eat poop”
“we dream”
“men cheat”
“we yawn”
May 30, 2009 at 10:25 pm
max
are we humans or are we dancers
are we there yet
are we humans or are we dancers yet
are we in a depression
are we getting a stimulus check in 2009
are we getting another stimulus check
are we there yet cast
are we done yet
are we there yeti
(alternate for last: are werewolves real)
max
[‘Nothing really exciting?’]
May 30, 2009 at 10:35 pm
jaybee
who should i:
who should i follow on twitter
who should i choose out of these girls
who should i marry
who should i vote for
who should i date
who should itemize
who should i cosplay as
May 30, 2009 at 10:50 pm
Juliebean
my husband’s three wives
my husband hates me
my husband doesn’t love me
my husband ignores me
my husband is a jerk
my husband cheated on me
my husband needs a job
my husband spanks me
my husband betty
my husband is an alcoholic
May 30, 2009 at 11:01 pm
max
why are yawns contagious
why are flamingos pink
why are all the black kids sitting together in the cafeteria
why are there school
[So you can learn to use ‘is’?]
why are gas prices going up
why are we here
why are gas prices so high
why are gas prices rising
why are barns red
why are plants green
max
[‘Dead presidents, in the cafeteria, with a plant.’]
May 30, 2009 at 11:25 pm
Graison Hensley-Chapman
“what is the”
[. . .]
capital (sic) of california
meaning of life
american dram
average iq
population of the united states
what
stimulus package
meaning of my name
greenhouse effect
bill of rights
May 30, 2009 at 11:45 pm
leboyfriend
Is it okay to:
pop pimples?
swallow sperm?
This is a wonderful game!
May 31, 2009 at 12:16 am
daedalus-light
Ducks are:
…mammals
…birds
…rapists
…cool
…in a row
…in order
…a dabbling
…swimming in the water
…a dabbling up tails all
…awesome
May 31, 2009 at 12:21 am
daedalus-light
Zombies:
…ahead
…ate my neighbors
…games
…board game
…zombies zombies
…are real
…ate my neighbors rom
…in area run
…lyrics
…ate my neighbors cheats
May 31, 2009 at 12:38 am
ytomer
Is there
a god
life on mars
life after death
anyway i can get this popular guy to get me pregnant
a stimulus check for 2009
going to be a high school musical 4
school tomorrow
a way to see who views your facebook
going to be a new moon movie
a fourth of july in england
May 31, 2009 at 3:12 am
Gary
HOW COULD I NOT
How could I not plug this site?
How could I not?
How could I not say yes!
How could I not want to follow you to the ends of the earth?
How could I not know?
IMA star – How could I not shine?
How could I not love you?
How could I not recommend this?
How could I not be among you?
May 31, 2009 at 4:19 am
Anonymously Secret
Bush is:
Bush Israel
Bush is a liar
Bush is an idiot
Bush is gone
Bush is a good president
Bush is dead
Bush is suicidal
Bush is finally gone
Bush is the antichrist
Bushisms
May 31, 2009 at 5:04 am
kid bitzer
i dub this game “danaquery”.
that’s a verb, too. you can danaquery it.
or at least, you should be able to in a day or two.
danaquery:
is fun
was invented by dana
does not cause global warming
did not get me pregnant
will not pay off my mortgage
needs lyrics
May 31, 2009 at 5:32 am
sadsadsad
WTF is…
that
twitter
that picture
that motivational poster
Watchmen
going on
wrong with with this kid
pdt
now blog
g
May 31, 2009 at 5:35 am
Anonymously Secret
I need to share this, it’s hilarious.
Ninjas are:
Ninjas are awesome (9,820,000 results)
Ninjas are better than pirates
Ninjas are mammals
Ninjas are everywhere
Ninjas are everywhere poster
Ninjas are cooler than pirates
Ninjas are better
Ninjas are deadly and silent
Ninjas are way cool
Ninjas are the best
May 31, 2009 at 5:59 am
Michael Turner
That was a lovely poem Gary, but “how could I not” only repeats established themes: “how could I not know I was pregnant.”
It didn’t even list “how could i know know i was a cylon?”, even though I’ve been googling on that every day since a certain incident that fills me with shame.
May 31, 2009 at 6:04 am
henry
why does my eye twitch
why does my dog eat poop
why does my cat lick me
why does my dog lick me
why does my vag smell
May 31, 2009 at 6:23 am
Gramsci
Why in the world:
would anybody put chains on me?
are you trying to compile an empty project?
May 31, 2009 at 6:39 am
kevin
This tastes…
… like burning
… like grandma
… like liquid fire
… like slime mold juice
May 31, 2009 at 6:43 am
kevin
What smells…
… turn men on
… turn women on
… bad
… like a skunk
… do dogs dislike
… like rotten eggs
… do cats not like
… do guys like
… good
… like weed
May 31, 2009 at 6:43 am
Magicchipmunk
Why Can’t I…
Lose weight
get pregnant
own a canadian
sleep
find a job stop eating
just eat my waffle
May 31, 2009 at 6:44 am
kevin
Ugly as …
… sin
… I seem
… homemade sin
… I seem tab
… a mud fence
… a toad
… sin michael rose
May 31, 2009 at 7:11 am
Leinad
how can you tell if a guy likes you
how can she slap
how can we stop global warming
how can you physically stand behind your friend when they are physically standing behind you
how can i keep from singing
how can i lose weight
how can you tell if a girl likes you
May 31, 2009 at 7:17 am
russell
do…
…not call list
…it yourself
…it yourself network
…the helen keller and talk with your hips*
…not go gentle into that good night
…the right thing
…you need a passport to go to Canada
…it best
…you know the lyrics
…it yourself wedding invitations
* a particularly mysogynist line from a song called “Don’t Trust Me” by the electronica band 3OH!3
May 31, 2009 at 7:24 am
russell
Wow. There are a lot of wingnuts out there on the interwebs. And a lot who don’t get the concept “mixed race and ethnicity”:
Obama is
…the antichrist
…an idiot
…a socialist
…a liar
…irish
…muslim
…not black
…a joke
May 31, 2009 at 8:07 am
Jered
why are the …
… kardashians famous
… vice president and president sworn in at noon
… oceans salty
… canadiens called the habs
… israelis and palestenians fighting
… bees dying
… french called frogs
… jews hated
… oscars called the oscars
… flags at half mast today
May 31, 2009 at 8:18 am
carie206
I tried a few of the suggested type, and received similar results! weird ;)
May 31, 2009 at 8:18 am
sadsadsad
Thank god for…
scoliosis
evolution
kids
the atom bomb
unanswered prayers
mental illness
dead soldiers
good directions and turn up greens
May 31, 2009 at 8:40 am
Tim Coble
If I have sex:
reveals nothing???!!!
May 31, 2009 at 8:52 am
Jered
where is the best …
place to live
place to live in the world
place to live in florida
place to get a tattoo
place to mine thorium
place to sit on a plane
place to buy a laptop
place to farm frostweave cloth
place to mine gold in runescape
place to buy a tv
May 31, 2009 at 9:08 am
kid bitzer
in england:
people associate the acceptance of their bill of rights with the reign of
what eventually evolved into the modern parliament
the stuart monarchs tried to lead as absolute rulers by
the speaker of the house is not allowed to speak.
parliament is a bicameral legislature consisting of the
sharia courts are now officially part of the british legal system
a magistrate is also called a
all men over the age of 14 must carry out two hours of longbow practice a day
a magistrate is another term for which of these
during the early sixteenth century mercantilism thrived mostly on the basis of
in america:
movie
lyrics
soundtrack
review
author
rodney atkins
trailer
movie review
susan sontag
country song
May 31, 2009 at 10:26 am
lifeloveandlotsoflaughter
why can’t I…
just eat my waffle
own a canadian
why do I…
fart so much
have green poop
where do i go to get my reputation back
why won’t God heal amputees
This was so interesting.. people in general are amusing. =]
May 31, 2009 at 10:33 am
Zack Fulpington
screw attack
screw my wife please piratebay
May 31, 2009 at 10:53 am
zz
are you a mutant
are you a vampire
are you a good kisser
are you a team player
are you a genius
are you a nerd
are you a psychopath
are you a good girlfriend
are you a bad enough dude to save the president
are you a vegetarian if you eat fish
are you a sexual deviant quiz
are you a transcendentalist
are you a lover or a fighter
are you a friend of bill w
May 31, 2009 at 11:14 am
bunnyfeet
First result for “What are the”:
“What are these strawberries doing on my nipples I need them for the fruit salad.”
Question: Which does s/he need for the fruit salad: the strawberries or the nipples?a
May 31, 2009 at 11:26 am
kathy
Delicious..
library
shoes
orchards
bookmarks
This was interesting. The search changed when I went back to it.
May 31, 2009 at 11:27 am
Adam II
How can I make my hair grow faster
How can I get pregnant
How can I keep from singing lyrics
How can I keep from singing
How can I lose weight fast
How can I watch free movies online
How can I lose weight
How can I get taller
How can I make money
How can I tell you lyrics
What’s wrong with…
….this picture
….Joaquin Phoenix
….me
….my body
….my car
….seal’s face
….my dog
….youtube
….Paula Abdul
….izzy on Grey’s Anatomy
May 31, 2009 at 12:08 pm
silverchelle
Where is:
my refund
the love lyrics
Chuck Norris
my mind lyrics
the g spot
my state refund
the love
my stimulus check
dubai
my appendix
May 31, 2009 at 12:09 pm
silverchelle
Um, yeah the part about “where is” is from Silverchelle
May 31, 2009 at 12:14 pm
Eric
Is it OK to…
wear black to a wedding
dye your hair while pregnant
run everyday
drink wine while pregnant
drink coffee while pregnant
take a bath while pregnant
eat shrimp while pregnant
drink milk after the expiration date
May 31, 2009 at 12:14 pm
Gion
Why does
… my eye twitch
… salt melt ice
… asparagus make urine smell
… she stay lyrics
… ice float
… my dog eat poop
… poop float
… hair turn gray
… smoking cause a rise in blood pressure
… your eye twitch
It comes full circle.
May 31, 2009 at 12:25 pm
P.S.
Sponging:
Sponging fever
Sponging mouthparts
Sponging off
Sponging techniques
Sponging paint
Sponging house
Sponging in the bahamas
Sponging sheep
Sponging drywall
Sponging ewes
!!!
May 31, 2009 at 12:45 pm
JPool
Cleavon Little is a powerful man, even in death.
May 31, 2009 at 1:00 pm
@rielle
my roommate is
…driving me crazy
…a ninja
…a cylon
…a slob
…annoying
…a douche
…sick
…an idiot
…a loser
…is stealing from me
May 31, 2009 at 1:02 pm
JPool
I would have …
been your daddy skull
loved you anyway lyrics
given you all of my heart but theres someone whos torn it apart
written a shorter letter but I did not have the time
missed it for the world
I should have …
cheated lyrics
known better lyrics
kissed her
been more like her lyrics
been a cowboy lyrics
listened to my friends lyrics
been a pair of ragged claws
I could have…
lied lyrics
danced all night
been a contender
danced all night my fair lady
have you dreamin when you aint even sleepin lil wayne lyrics
May 31, 2009 at 1:07 pm
Thrax
why is:
…the sky blue
…facebook so slow
…my poop green
…pluto not a planet
…my computer so slow
…the ocean salty
…this movie called bees
…a raven like a writing desk
…slumdog millionaire rated r
…friday the 13th unlucky
May 31, 2009 at 2:12 pm
justin
will i ever get married
will i ever find love
will i ever lyrics
will i ever make it home lyrics
will i ever be good enough
will i ever get pregnant
will i ever lyfe jennings lyrics
will i ever fall in love
will i ever get married quiz
May 31, 2009 at 2:13 pm
h8tank
What in the
… world is going on
… sam hill
… stimulus package
… world
… sam hill origin
… stimulus bill
… blood carries oxygen
… new testament is counterpart to the passover
… in the bag
… ham sandwich show
May 31, 2009 at 2:40 pm
anne
i’m having problems with …
Microsoft Update
pidgin internet messager (sic)
Gamepanel software install
the iframe that displays my CSE results
my mom
system restore on Vista
a cue file
at school
my landlord
the JavaComm (javax.comm) serial/parallel API from Sun
May 31, 2009 at 2:49 pm
Jack Mitchell
what’s up with joaquin phoenix
what’s up with that
what’s up with culture
what’s up with gmail
what’s up with you
what’s up with joaquin
what’s up with limewire
what’s up with nortel
what’s up with stan
what’s up with jon and kate
May 31, 2009 at 3:13 pm
md 20/400
I am Joe’s
heart
body
liver
prostate
lung
fight club
I am Jane’s
[nothing]
I am Jill’s
nipple
I am Jack’s
quotes
smirking revenge
complete lack of surprise
wasted life
medulla oblongata
fight club quotes
May 31, 2009 at 5:50 pm
kd
ryan is hungry.
ryan is a douche.
ryan is a fag.
ryan is cute.
ryan is cool.
ryan is going back to iraq.
ryan is fat.
ryan is a dork.
ryan is a loser.
ryan is dead.
May 31, 2009 at 5:52 pm
ann
i am . . .
extremely terrified of chinese people
extremely
second
pregnant
poem
alive
legend alternate ending
music tour
omega
sasha fierce track list
May 31, 2009 at 6:04 pm
dana
Way to read the post, ann.
May 31, 2009 at 6:08 pm
marc
zombies….
ahead
ate my neighbors
games
board game
zombies zombies
are real ate my neighbors rom
in area run
lyrics
ate my neighbors cheats
May 31, 2009 at 7:20 pm
danielle
my…
space
pay
hot comments
bloody valentine
yahoo
space login
bloody valentine 3d
coke rewards
chemical romance
name is earl
May 31, 2009 at 7:45 pm
kevin
Utterly…
… definition
… worthless consider myself as worthwhile hard to keep my mind
… smooth
… yours
… me clarice bean
… horses
… boring
That second one is apparently from a diagnostic test for clinical depression.
May 31, 2009 at 7:57 pm
ProfoundlySad
“Marriage is…”
… a private affair
… like
… a private affair summary
… a crazy thing
… for white people
… hard
… like a slurpee
… a private affair by chinua achebe
… what brings us together today
… overrated
Overjoyed to see the Princess Bride reference…
Dismayed by the thought that marriage is like a slurpee.
May 31, 2009 at 8:19 pm
microberto
Haha – look at the analytics for your blog and you will find some of the CRAZIEST search terms used to find your site. It’s hilarious!
May 31, 2009 at 8:32 pm
rilke1218
my cat…
…hates you
…is sneezing
…won’t eat
…has diarrhea
…has dandruff
…keeps sneezing
…has a cold
…looks like hitler
…keeps throwing up
…is sick
my dog…
…skip
…ate chocolate
…has diarrhea
…eats poop
…won’t eat
…is throwing up
…is sick
…tess
…is limping
…is shaking
May 31, 2009 at 9:26 pm
Jered
is chuck norris …
dead
a christian
married
jewish
bald
still alive
real
god
hispanic
really dead
May 31, 2009 at 10:01 pm
ben
the only good…
indian
indian is a dead indian
rock star is a dead rock star
indian movie
indian sundance
is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance
indian review
bug is a dead bug
indian trailer
fascist is a dead fascist
June 1, 2009 at 1:59 am
brightgarlick
No sensible returns for porn or OM. Curious. Not that I would Google either.
June 1, 2009 at 2:28 am
abitchtarroza
why are…
why are we still friends lyrics
why are clouds white
why are you interested in this position
why are free nucleotides significant to a living cell
why are you looking for a job
why are there so many parasitic worms worldwide
et cetera. x) “Why are you looking for a job” had the most number of results, I wonder why. Haha.
June 1, 2009 at 2:29 am
mrknowsitall
yeah, i’ve seen this… it’s strange isn’t it…. even google has its flaws.. has anyone checked out Yahoo Bing???
June 1, 2009 at 2:34 am
abitchtarroza
There’s nothing on “how would”, too.
June 1, 2009 at 7:30 am
Leinad
how is babby formed
how is patrick swayze
doing how is easter determined
how is paper made
how is obama doing
how is glass made
how is hiv transmitted
how is chocolate made
how is cheese
made how is plastic made
June 1, 2009 at 8:33 am
andrew
Why is… ammo so expensive?
June 1, 2009 at 11:20 am
ron
An interesting disparity: compare the results of “who did” with those of “whom did”.
June 1, 2009 at 11:37 am
JPool
It show that people who watch The Bachelor have better grammar than those who want to gossip about Shakespeare or Polk. As far as I tell none of those “whom”s are right, but IANb.
June 1, 2009 at 11:38 am
JPool
“shows”
June 1, 2009 at 3:17 pm
livvyjane
Where is Chuck Norris?
What is love?
Why does asparagus make urine smell?
is the world going to end in 2012?
June 1, 2009 at 5:54 pm
ziggybutterfly
my boss is:
an idiot
a bully
a jerk
a jewish carpenter
a control freak
an austrian painter
a micromanager
a liar
trying to get me to quit
harassing me
June 1, 2009 at 5:57 pm
ziggybutterfly
this dude:
has the coolest last name in the world
‘s girlfriend has the most incredible chest
can dance
got dogs. I don’t do dogs man…had a real bad experience.
goes wild on his plastic doll
June 1, 2009 at 5:58 pm
ziggybutterfly
does that:
include those buried in it
June 1, 2009 at 6:03 pm
ziggybutterfly
do you think he:
likes me
‘d be better doing what I do best
wants some cheese
saurus
heinz runeau hedging strategy makes sense
is aware of the awesomeness of his job
loves me
ath ledger will win the oscar
June 1, 2009 at 11:26 pm
boxod
I always love doing this when I’m bored.
how can i
– make my hair grow faster
– get pregnant
– keep from singing lyrics
– keep from singing
– lose weight fast
– watch free movies online
– lose weight
– get taller
– make money
– tell you lyrics
June 2, 2009 at 11:57 am
wordsmythe
making it lovely
making it big
making it count
making it all work
making it grow
making it look great
making italian sausage
making it on broadway
making italian bread
making it stick
June 2, 2009 at 1:02 pm
kid bitzer
yes! the word “danaquery” now appears on google!
(though it is still swamped by “data query” and some poor soul named query, dana).
June 2, 2009 at 1:18 pm
Jason B.
I find myself emphasizing the second syllable of “danaquery,” which makes it sound a bit like “daiquiri.”
June 2, 2009 at 2:27 pm
kid bitzer
many of the front-pagers here are mistaken for mixed drinks. happens a lot.
ari, for instance, was once thought to be a white russian.
people sometimes confuse eric with a cosmopolitan.
and neddy has to fend off people trying to stick umbrellas into him.
June 2, 2009 at 3:00 pm
rja
why shouldn’t
-you pass out with your shoes on
-the drinking age be lowered
-you wake up a sleepwalker
-you smoke
-the drinking age be lowered to 18
-we drink salt water
-cell phones be allowed in school
-the driving age be raised
-dogs eat grapes
(what if the sleepwalker is feeding grapes to the dog?)
June 2, 2009 at 3:32 pm
essear
No two…
snowflakes are like
alike
people are not on fire
ways about it
alike cars
alike 789
snowflakes
people have ever been so in love
electrons in an atom can have the same four quantum numbers
people are alike quote
June 2, 2009 at 3:58 pm
herbert browne
what if they… ^..^