…does it take to create a spamnado? Earlier today, what seems like the entire profession received an automated e-mail from some organization whose servers are hosted by Cal Tech. The original message was spam of some sort, I’m guessing, though I didn’t pay it any mind, so I can’t say for sure. What came next, though, caught my attention: first one person and then scores of others began sending “unsubscribe” replies, all of which, naturally, went out to the entire list (which, again, seems to consist of the entire profession). As more and more people sent out increasingly irate replies, the messages kept bouncing around cyberspace. At last count, I have well over a hundred such e-mails in my inbox, many of these messages from the profession’s most eminent scholars.
Which is to say, we seem to have been tested by Skynet earlier today. And as a profession, we failed catastrophically. The past is not in very good hands.
15 comments
February 1, 2015 at 5:08 pm
eric
As usual, we historians are late to the party:
http://www.vox.com/2014/11/21/7259207/scientific-paper-scam
February 1, 2015 at 5:16 pm
ari
So you’re saying Skynet is VOX’s angel investor? That makes more sense than the other explanations I’ve heard.
February 1, 2015 at 5:30 pm
eric
Skynet is facing geriatric Arnold now, I see. Tough times for the world-dominating Artificial Intelligence.
February 1, 2015 at 5:31 pm
ari
Dude, it’s a ruse. They’re softening up our defenses. Don’t fall for it.
February 1, 2015 at 5:39 pm
eric
I’ll just play Skynet some Harry Chapin music and it’ll shut down from the pathos.
February 1, 2015 at 5:50 pm
ari
Sorry, I can’t talk right now. I have to get over to the Nissan dealership.
February 1, 2015 at 5:57 pm
eric
You have to get the newest model, otherwise your relationship with your son will fail.
February 1, 2015 at 6:31 pm
ari
Capitalism is super weird. Like, SUPER weird.
February 1, 2015 at 6:31 pm
ari
That’s my takeaway from this game.
February 1, 2015 at 6:34 pm
eric
The postgame show will be Richard Sherman reading the Grundrisse.
February 1, 2015 at 6:49 pm
ari
To Katy Perry? Sitting in Roger Goddell’s lap?
February 1, 2015 at 6:52 pm
eric
While the beachballs hum the Internationale.
February 1, 2015 at 7:44 pm
ari
I would have thought that beachballs, of all the balls that one would expect to find on a beach, would be afraid of sharks, but apparently not.
February 1, 2015 at 7:55 pm
eric
You have not considered the abilities of sentient beachballs against land sharks.
February 1, 2015 at 8:37 pm
ari
Pete Carroll should hire a sentient beach ball as his offensive coordinator.