Worried, I suspect, that the Constitution itself might be tainted by sharia law, New Hampshire Republicans have turned to an older, purer document. I give you (State) House Bill 1580

All members of the general court proposing bills and resolutions addressing individual rights or liberties shall include a direct quote from the Magna Carta which sets forth the article from which the individual right or liberty is derived.

Clearly, they haven’t seen the Kevin Costner version of Robin Hood, with Morgan Freeman playing Azeem the Moor. Eek. Perhaps a return to the Tribune of the Plebeians?