… is a line I like from page 69 of this new book, a package of which just arrived on my doorstep. Pretty soon, gentle readers, you will be able to buy one of your own.

Should you, you may ask? Well, if you look at the “editorial reviews” here you will see the following:

“unfortunate … bewildering … unrelenting dreadfulness” — Publishers’ Weekly

“delightful … enjoyable … begs for a sequel” — Library Journal

In any case you may admire the excellent cover more clearly here.