Who needs Fake Steve Jobs when real Steve Jobs is so, well, acerbically interactive? It makes one wish for a Gilded Age mogul to have a blog. Or even better, for a passel of Gilded Age moguls to get together and establish an oliblogopoly. What would John D. Rockefeller blog?

The Four Hundred would, of course, be on Facebook. ZOMG did she actually pay Worth for that?!?! (Caroline Schermerhorn LIKES this.)