I’m really happy for you, internet, but we need a new meme, and this should be good for a couple of minutes of chuckles.

I was just teaching rudimentary consequentialism this morning, and it strikes me that instead of talking about same old same old Chop Chuck, we can talk about how Kanye’s outburst is justified by being instrumentally hilarious, not only because of the photoshops but also because of Obama calling him a jackass and almost–almost!– busting on PETA.