I’ve no doubt many of you have already received a variation on this theme, but for those of you who have not: Ben & Jerry’s now have Obama-flavored “Yes, Pecan!” But what about a flavor for the 43d president?

Grape Depression
The Housing Crunch
Abu Grape
Cluster Fudge
Nut’n Accomplished
Iraqi Road
Chock ’n Awe
WireTapioca
Heck of a Job, Brownie!
Neocon Politan
Cookie D’oh!
Nougalar Proliferation
I broke the law and am responsible for the deaths of thousands . . . with nuts

Me, I’d go for Rumsfeld Raisin: it’s not really ice cream, it’s broken glass and styrofoam, but you eat the dessert you have, not the dessert you’d like.