On this day in 1912, outside the Hotel Gilpatrick in Milwaukee, a would-be assassin rushed up to Theodore Roosevelt, then campaigning for the presidency on the Progressive Party ticket, and shot him on the right side of his chest.
Slowed by passing through the manuscript of the speech Roosevelt was to give that night, the bullet nevertheless pierced his flesh, and blood covered his shirt.
But he went to the hall and gave the speech anyway, going on for almost an hour.
Because Theodore Roosevelt was entirely made of top-grade triple-refined USDA-inspected 100 percent purest awesome.
And this is what he said:
Now, I would not speak to you insincerely within five minutes of being shot. I am telling you the literal truth when I say my concern is for many other things. It is not in the least for my own life….
I don’t know who the man was who shot me to-night…. He shot to kill me. He shot the bullet. I am just going to show you (Col. Roosevelt then unbuttoned coat and vest and showed his white shirt badly stained with blood)….
Now, I wish to say seriously to the speakers and newspapers representing the Republican and Democratic and Socialist Parties that they cannot, month in and month out, year in and year out, make the kind of slanderous, bitter, and malevolent assaults that they have made and not expect that brutal and violent characters, especially when the brutality is accompanied by a not too strong mind; they cannot expect that such natures will be unaffected by it….
Don’t you pity me. I am all right. I am all right, and you cannot escape listening to my speech either….
I wish to say that the Progressive Party is making its appeal to all our fellow citizens without any regard to their creed or to their birthplace….
In New York, while I was Police Commissioner, the two men from whom I got the most assistance were Jacob Riis, who was born in Denmark, and Oliver von Briesen, who was born in Germany, both of them as fine examples of the best and highest American citizenship as you could find in any part of this country….
At one time I promoted five men for gallantry on the field of battle…. two of them were Protestants, two Catholics, and one a Jew. One Protestant came from Germany and one was born in Ireland. I did not promote them because of their religion, it just happened that way. If all of them had been Jews, I would have promoted them, or if all had been Protestants I would have promoted them, or if they had been Catholics….
I ask that in our civic life that we in the same way pay heed only to the man’s quality of citizenship—to repudiate as the worst enemy that we can have whoever tries to get us to discriminate for or against any man because of his creed or his birthplace…. in the same way I want our people to stand by one another without regard to differences of class or occupation. I have always stood by the labor unions…. It is essential that there should be organization of labor…..
Now, the Democratic party in its platform and through the utterances of Mr. Wilson has distinctly committed itself to the old flintlock, muzzle-loaded doctrine of States’ rights, and I have said distinctly we are for people’s rights. We are for the rights of the people. If they can be obtained best through National Government, then we are for national rights. We are for people’s rights however it is necessary to secure them.
Mr. Wilson has made a long essay against Senator Beveridge’s bill to abolish child labor. It is the same kind of argument that would be made against our bill to prohibit women from working more than eight hours a day in industry. It is the same kind of argument that would have to be made; if it is true, it would apply equally against our proposal to insist that in continuous industries there shall be by law one day’s rest in seven and three-shift eight-hour day….
I ask you to look at our declaration and hear and read our platform about social and industrial justice and then, friends, vote for the Progressive ticket without regard to me, without regard to my personality, for only by voting for that platform can you be true to the cause of progress throughout this Union.1
Roosevelt recovered from the shooting, and his campaign lumbered to the most respectable losing third-party finish in presidential history.
He was right about the man who shot him. John Schrank probably was of weak mind, and influenced by the strong language common in 1912 casting Roosevelt as a messianic madman reaching for an unprecedented third term (Roosevelt had served almost all of McKinley’s second term; you can of course read more about this here).
Such people—such violent and pliable people—were out there, Roosevelt supposed; the thing to do was to conduct politics so that they did not think their violence wanted in the nation’s public affairs.
Not too long ago the Exceptional Case Study Project of the Secret Service compiled data on assassination and attempted assassinations in the United States; you can find it here. They defined “principal incidents”—assassination, attack, or approach with a lethal weapon—as the primary unit of analysis. They found 25 cases, or around one every two years, in which such an incident occurred involving the president.
Assume, as Roosevelt did, a population in which there are some weak-minded people, prone to violence. What makes such people fixate on a public figure? Roosevelt thought it could only be the language, bordering on incitement, with which it had become acceptable to attack public figures.
1I didn’t have the collected works to hand (I know, I should really carry it with me everywhere—all 24 volumes) so I pieced this together from the NYT report, which was for some reason not the complete speech, and this version.
81 comments
October 14, 2008 at 12:43 am
Sifu Tweety
Awesome, Eric. So this is the deal with these “history blogs”.
October 14, 2008 at 3:32 am
ajay
“Mr. Wilson has made a long essay against Senator Beveridge’s bill to abolish child labor”
Which Wilson is this, by the way?
October 14, 2008 at 5:06 am
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[…] “I am all right, and you cannot escape listening to my speech either.” — The Edge of the American West on Teddy Roosevelt and assassination attempts. An amazing piece of history, and a sobering reminder of the kind of fires the McCain campaign has been igniting. […]
October 14, 2008 at 5:36 am
Ahistoricality
Wow.
October 14, 2008 at 6:13 am
kid bitzer
“Slowed by passing through the manuscript of the speech Roosevelt was to give that night, the bullet nevertheless pierced his flesh, and blood covered his shirt.”
i gotta think that either
a) he as about to read richardson’s ‘pamela’ to them, or
b) he had printed his speech on several pieces of heavy-gauge plate steel, or
c) the trajectory was taking the bullet tangential to his rib-cage already, and even without the speech it would not have hit vital organs. in which case ‘pierced’ is more like ‘scraped’, ‘gouged’.
still an oww-ey of course. and still awesome that he gave the speech directly afterwards.
but what i don’t see happening is that a bullet struck his chest normal to the rib-cage, and would have penetrated except for the 20-30 sheets of foolscap.
(unless d) it was a very low caliber slug on top of an underpowered charge??)
i really don’t want to detract from the awesomeness, and much less do i want to detract from the public service announcement (“mccain, cut the crap!”). but details like this bother me.
October 14, 2008 at 6:23 am
John Emerson
There was a Monty Python skit about the obligatory “He was a nice, quiet guy” interview with the neighbors that went something like:
“Did I ever suspect he might end up doing something like this? Oh, yes! He talked of almost nothing else. “I’ll kill the President — someone should kill the president –“, he’d go on and on and on. It was really quite tiresome and sometimes we’d just ask him to stop.”
None of Ted Kaczynski’s neighbors were surprised either, though they hadn’t suspected him of the specific thing he became famous for. Charles Whitman of the Texas Tower shootings mentioned to a counselor that he sometimes thought of doing what he ended up doing.
In short, these things are not really mysterious and startling.
October 14, 2008 at 6:55 am
silbey
i gotta think that either
Apparently, it was a .38 revolver. Not a massively high-powered round, but not a .25 or .32 either. A bystander seems to have deflected Schrank’s aim a bit, and the speech (which was 50 pages long and folded on itself) plus Roosevelt’s glass case, slowed it down. But the bullet definitely went into him and, in fact, was never removed. My guess would be that it was slowed enough that it penetrated the skin but not the rib cage, and slid along a rib. So Roosevelt might have ended up with a broken rib, but no internal organ damage. That’s a guess, though.
(Bullets do weird things inside bodies sometimes. My great-great grandfather was shot during the Civil War, at the back of his head. The bullet apparently slid around his skull under the skin without penetrating, and came out in the soft part of his jaw. So he had a broken jaw and a terrible headache, but his brains remained where they should: interior.)
October 14, 2008 at 7:06 am
kid bitzer
that’s nothing; i was shot four times in the tabloids.
hmm. okay. decent caliber. possibly 100 pp of paper.
curious that it was never removed. i gotta think that means it was not just under the skin on the surface–why leave it in place when it’s a visible bulge, requiring only minimal medical treatment?
on the other hand, it didn’t puncture his pleura, or he would not have been bellowing for the next hour–not even the bullmoose.
so i’m thinking maybe it *was* interior to the ribs, but embedded in the intracostal musculature, up against the endothoracic fascia?
that’s it; let’s go exhume the bastard. otherwise, i’m calling fraud on the whole story. fraud, i tell you! if he won’t release his own autopsy reports, i won’t believe a thing he says!
October 14, 2008 at 7:39 am
silbey
curious that it was never removed
At that time, safer if it wasn’t causing problems. Given the lack of antibiotics and the sometimes sketchy sterility of operations, better not to cut someone open unless they absolutely and had to.
so i’m thinking maybe it *was* interior to the ribs, but embedded in the intracostal musculature, up against the endothoracic fascia?
You use words I do not know. Welcome to our planet, space traveller.
October 14, 2008 at 7:43 am
John Emerson
The great grandfather (or so) of Scott Martens of Fistful of Euros was shot nine times by Makhno’s anarchists and lived for three days. When buying guns and ammunitions, quality is important.
October 14, 2008 at 7:47 am
The Phantom City » A good speech, for all the blood
[…] Theodore Roosevelt’s speech in 1912, just after he had been wounded by a would-be assassin: Now, I would not speak to you insincerely within five minutes of being shot. I am telling you the literal truth when I say my concern is for many other things. It is not in the least for my own life…. […]
October 14, 2008 at 8:26 am
eric
Jeez, kid, you’re seriously no fun. Thanks to silbey, this has mostly been covered. But apparently the bullet lay along the fourth rib outside the pleural cavity.
October 14, 2008 at 8:27 am
eric
ajay: It would have been most natural to be referring to Woodrow during the 1912 campaign.
October 14, 2008 at 8:29 am
eric
But I suppose, kid, you wouldn’t think it awesome unless the bullet had pierced the heart and Roosevelt gave the speech while actually dead.
October 14, 2008 at 8:37 am
Ahistoricality
But I suppose, kid, you wouldn’t think it awesome unless the bullet had pierced the heart and Roosevelt gave the speech while actually dead.
Man, they don’t make ’em like they used to!
October 14, 2008 at 8:50 am
kid bitzer
if he had given the speech while actually dead, then we could at least be confident that he told no tales.
the nyt report suggests that my placement of the bullet above is wrong:
“in all probability, it struck a rib and was deflected. it has run up on the outside of the rib wall and lodged there.”
[where?]
so that puts it not only external to the pleura, but external to the ribs as well. like, you’d be able to palpate it easily under the skin.
would i be fun again if i agreed that teddy was totally awesome? i do so hate to be no fun.
here’s what i really feel bad about, though:
the real point of this post is to say: mccain, cut the crap!
and that can’t be said often enough. the republicans really are playing with the worst sort of fire right now, and we cannot afford to have some idiot take them seriously and put into action what they are hinting at in their speeches and ads.
October 14, 2008 at 9:47 am
eric
you’d be able to palpate it easily under the skin
You might want to take into account, as noted in the linked article, the thickness of Roosevelt’s flesh. He wasn’t exactly svelte.
October 14, 2008 at 10:00 am
kid bitzer
although for a bull moose he was practically elfin.
October 14, 2008 at 10:25 am
Rich Puchalsky
T.R. was awesome, yes.
“we cannot afford to have some idiot take them seriously and put into action what they are hinting at in their speeches and ads”
Those idiots are already out there. The moral crimes that McCain has committed have already been committed. He can no more call them back than a murderer can say “Oops! I changed my mind.”
October 14, 2008 at 10:43 am
Vance
Great post, Eric. “USDA-inspected” is quite apt, given that NY Times article — his awesomeness (including the “thickness of his chest”) appears to have been taken as a matter of public record.
October 14, 2008 at 10:44 am
kid bitzer
perhaps we are talking about different actions, and different moral crimes.
yes, mccain has said some really stupid things, things he cannot unsay.
but he has also hinted that obama should be assassinated. (by encouraging and inciting cries of treason and terrorism, both of which are capital offenses).
and, thank god, no idiot has yet done it.
so when i say ‘we can’t afford to have it happen!’ and you say ‘it has already happened’, we are talking about different ‘it’s.
a lot of inexcusable talk has happened. no assassination has yet happened.
if mccain and the rest of the idiots remain content with ‘moral crimes’ of saying ugly things, then they’ll go to hell and all, but at least we will still have a really good live president.
October 14, 2008 at 10:58 am
sharon
In the spirit of one-upmanship, this is hard to beat: Meet El Fusilado.
October 14, 2008 at 11:10 am
silbey
“in all probability, it struck a rib and was deflected. it has run up on the outside of the rib wall and lodged there.”
[where?]
so that puts it not only external to the pleura, but external to the ribs as well. like, you’d be able to palpate it easily under the skin.
So I was pretty much spot-on with my speculation. I win.
October 14, 2008 at 11:16 am
kid bitzer
you do indeed win. now you just need to select your prize.
“in which case ‘pierced’ is more like ’scraped’, ‘gouged’.”
so i win, too. prizes for all!
October 14, 2008 at 11:20 am
kid bitzer
and trying to un-thread-jack once again, it looks like they are still at it.
americablog links to the scranton times account of another republican rally just yesterday:
“Chris Hackett addressed the increasingly feisty crowd as they await the arrival of Gov. Palin.
Each time the Republican candidate for the seat in the 10th Congressional District mentioned Barack Obama the crowd booed loudly.
One man screamed “kill him!”
Supporters have been noted shouting “kill him,” “terrorist,” “off with his head” and other equally incendiary terms about Democratic presidential nominee Barack Obama. Others have directly suggested Mr. Obama is a Muslim, which he is not, or a traitor.”
October 14, 2008 at 11:43 am
silbey
“in which case ‘pierced’ is more like ’scraped’, ‘gouged’.”
Not if the bullet stays in, it’s not.
And I think we’re wandering into silliness here. Roosevelt got shot, he went on to give the speech, and that’s pretty impressive. That he wasn’t holding up stumps with arterial blood shooting out doesn’t invalidate that.
(Though it does give a different meaning to “waving the bloody shirt.”)
October 14, 2008 at 11:43 am
silbey
And I want a pony.
October 14, 2008 at 11:46 am
ari
Ponies are so last year. Hold out for a unicorn. Or, if you really think you’re deserving, a pony-unicorn hybrid: a ponycorn. They’ll be flying off the shelves come Hanukkah.
October 14, 2008 at 11:46 am
ari
Also, I’m considering having myself shot before my lecture today.
October 14, 2008 at 12:02 pm
silbey
Also, I’m considering having myself shot before my lecture today.
Price of new keyboard to replace the one ruined by coffee shooting out my nose? $50.
October 14, 2008 at 12:03 pm
Ahistoricality
Only if your lecture notes are thick enough to make it survivable: if you’ve just got a few notecards, don’t risk it, OK?
October 14, 2008 at 12:04 pm
kid bitzer
ponycorns are good, sure.
or, you could go for a a rabbit-pony hybrid, if you’re into coneyporn.
October 14, 2008 at 12:06 pm
kid bitzer
as far as having yourself shot:
you should re-read the nyt article, in which all of the medical experts tut-tut about the imprudence of roosevelt’s behavior.
don’t do it. wouldn’t be prudent.
October 14, 2008 at 12:38 pm
nick
most awesome of all is that Teddy uses “literally” correctly!
October 14, 2008 at 1:21 pm
dana
Only if your lecture notes are thick enough to make it survivable: if you’ve just got a few notecards, don’t risk it, OK?
Yeah, seriously, dude. How long are your lectures anyway?
October 14, 2008 at 1:22 pm
bridgett
Or a Powerpoint….if you’re going from .ppt, consider being clubbed over the head instead. It would make a wicked awesome scalp wound (quel drama).
October 14, 2008 at 1:47 pm
ari
Today’s lecture had better be short. I have to run from class to a talk by Scott McLemee. If I’m late, Eric might really shoot me.
October 14, 2008 at 2:16 pm
JPool
“They’ll be flying off the shelves come Hanukkah.”
Man. I was always tolk that Hanukkah gifts were small and inadequate — apparently, if current media reports are to be heedlessly generalized, in order to save for the inevitable extravagent bar/bat mitzvah party.
If folks are getting ponycorns (and in a recession no less!), then no more sympathy for them.
October 14, 2008 at 2:22 pm
ari
no more sympathy for them
Antisemite.
October 14, 2008 at 2:23 pm
urbino
Shouldn’t you be off getting shot somewhere?
“Others have directly suggested Mr. Obama is a Muslim, which he is not, or a traitor.”
Seems they might safely have added another dependent clause on the end, there.
October 14, 2008 at 2:34 pm
ari
There’s no reason to rush me towards the inevitable. I have another hour and a half before I come face to face with the hereafter, thank you very much.
October 14, 2008 at 2:35 pm
urbino
BTW, if you haven’t seen it yet, this might encourage you to rush into the fire:
‘“effective moral-minded leaders” — Washington, Jackson, Grant, Eisenhower’
October 14, 2008 at 2:37 pm
urbino
Since nobody else has pointed it out, it falls to me to say that this post is fundamentally misguided. We all know who’s playing the TR role in this election.
October 14, 2008 at 2:40 pm
Giblets
Theodore Roosevelt was entirely made of top-grade triple-refined USDA-inspected 100 percent purest awesome.
And dickhead. He was also made of quite a lot of dickhead.
October 14, 2008 at 2:41 pm
dana
In the dark, all awesome are dickheads.
October 14, 2008 at 2:52 pm
Jay C
Great selection for TDIH, Eric: I never knew TR had been shot while campaigning – yes, Teddy WAS Teh Awesome: even if a bit foolhardy.
Also Awesome is Teh Intertubes: the contemporary NYT article about the shooting said that Schrank used a “large six bullet” to shoot Roosevelt: they seem to think that that was a factor in the relative non-damage it did – (TR’s luck notwithstanding) what exactly is a “large six”?
October 14, 2008 at 2:57 pm
eric
I’m going to bet silbey knows.
October 14, 2008 at 2:58 pm
urbino
I think they’re referring to a revolver, are they not?
October 14, 2008 at 3:00 pm
ari
I’m going to bet
silbeyGiblets knows. Because I have faith.October 14, 2008 at 3:07 pm
kid bitzer
no man is a hero to his giblet.
October 14, 2008 at 3:09 pm
kid bitzer
“And dickhead. He was also made of quite a lot of dickhead.”
no man is a hero to his giblet.
October 14, 2008 at 3:09 pm
kid bitzer
but it’s true–i seem to recall that he outdid even kipling in his jolly, heart, hail-fellow racism.
October 14, 2008 at 4:09 pm
eric
It’s true, TR was a racist—or if you prefer the Jay Smooth line, he said some scary racist things.
It’s quite possible I knew TR had this and other shortcomings, and that the post contains subtle but identifiable use of certain sophisticated rhetorical elements which tip off the careful reader.
October 14, 2008 at 4:12 pm
kid bitzer
“subtle but identifiable use of certain sophisticated rhetorical elements”
well, sure:
you said “awesome”, which we all know is code for “dickhead”, which means “racist”.
you couldn’t have made it much plainer without belaboring the point, really.
October 14, 2008 at 4:19 pm
eric
Tell me about the rhetorical valence attending the use of hyperbole, kid.
October 14, 2008 at 4:35 pm
kid bitzer
hyperbole? why, it’s the greatest thing in the world! it’s god’s gift to rhetoric! hyperbole is the most wonderful goddamn thing you’ve ever laid eyes on–it makes the blind walk and the lame see! it’s vaster than empires, and more slow!
though what all this has to do with window treatments, i have no idea.
trouble with hyperbole is that while it may suggest a more nuanced stance of qualified praise behind your expression of unqualified praise, it does nothing to tell your readers how you might qualify it.
‘hmmm…he says he’s 100% awesome, and that’s clearly hyperbole, so he must think instead that…
he was only 73% awesome…?
he was an awesome physical specimen, but only a middling baritone?
a frank, good-hearted friend of all white races–and even jews!–but not nice to darkies?’
that’s alright–even w/out the hyperbole, i already know that you know a lot more about these people than i do. in mentioning his racism, i was mostly trying to guess at what might have disrupted giblet’s habitual equanimity.
October 14, 2008 at 5:06 pm
Jason B
it makes the blind walk and the lame see!
Now I know why my vision’s so good. Thank you, hyperbole!
October 14, 2008 at 6:08 pm
Giblets
he said some scary racist things.
But he’d never do scary racist things, of course. Unless you were one of those filthy savages in Latin America or the Philippines.
October 14, 2008 at 6:11 pm
fafnir
He was also no friend of elephants.
“All told, Roosevelt and his companions killed or trapped over 11,397 animals, from insects and moles to hippopotamuses and elephants. 512 of the animals were big game animals, including six rare white rhinos. 262 of these were consumed by the expedition.”
Man, what was your major malfunction, Theodore Roosevelt?
October 14, 2008 at 6:20 pm
urbino
That’s the kind of diet and lifestyle that makes one’s flesh impenetrable to bullets, faf. You gotta take the bad with the good.
October 14, 2008 at 8:12 pm
Another Damned Blog » HOLY FUCKING SHIT: Do not attempt to assassinate Theodore Roosevelt | scribblescribblescribble.com
[…] FUCKING SHIT: Do not attempt to assassinate Theodore Roosevelt On this day in 1912, outside the Hotel Gilpatrick in Milwaukee, a would-be assassin rushed up to Theodore Roosevelt, […]
October 14, 2008 at 8:15 pm
zunguzungu
TR’s African Game Trails is a marvelous bag of awesome, if by awesome you mean “fun to write a diss chapter about.” From AGT, TR himself pronounces that:
“But in writing this I wish most distinctly to assert my full knowledge of the fact that the choice of a rifle is almost as much a matter of personal idiosyncrasy as the choice of a friend. The above must be taken as merely the expression of my personal preferences. It will doubtless arouse as much objection among the ultra-champions of one type of gun as among the ultra- champions of another. The truth is that any good modern rifle is good enough. The determining factor is the man behind the gun.” (141)
So, obviously the punk behind the gun wasn’t man enough.
Also this, from AGT: “the Wakamba are not yet sufficiently advanced to warrant their sharing in the smallest degree in the common government; the “just consent of the governed” in their case, if taken literally, would mean idleness, famine, and endless internecine warfare. They cannot govern themselves from within; therefore they must be governed from without; and their need is met in highest fashion by firm and just control, of the kind that on the whole they are now getting.”
Not to say that he’s racist; no, American black people have made great strides. As he puts it: “…it is pleasant to be made to realize in vivid fashion the progress the American negro has made, by comparing him with the negro who dwells in Africa untouched, or but lightly touched, by white influence” (10)
October 14, 2008 at 8:24 pm
silbey
Also Awesome is Teh Intertubes: the contemporary NYT article about the shooting said that Schrank used a “large six bullet” to shoot Roosevelt: they seem to think that that was a factor in the relative non-damage it did – (TR’s luck notwithstanding) what exactly is a “large six”?
I got nothing.
But reading the article doesn’t seem to attribute the lack of damage to the “large six bullet” but rather suggest that it would have hurt him severely but for his speech and overcoat.
From the article:
“‘If it had not been for Mr. Roosevelt’s heavy military overcoat and the manuscript which he carried in his pocket, the large six bullet, which, according to various statements, was used by the would-be assassin would have inflicted a serious, if not fatal wound.'”
I note that a google search for “large six bullet” brings up the times article and nothing else, so it wasn’t a common description.
Nope, I’ve still got nothing.
October 14, 2008 at 11:01 pm
Notional Slurry » links for 2008-10-14
[…] “I am all right, and you cannot escape listening to my speech either.” « The Edge of the Americ… "Assume, as Roosevelt did, a population in which there are some weak-minded people, prone to violence. What makes such people fixate on a public figure? Roosevelt thought it could only be the language, bordering on incitement, with which it had become acceptable to attack public figures." (tags: via:cshalizi Bushism politics radicalism civility attack history marketing fundamentalism) […]
October 15, 2008 at 5:45 am
eric
You are all, of course, entirely 100 per cent correct. What I had thought was an interesting little moment of both physical and moral courage in which a man shot in the chest chose to give a speech pleading for social justice, was in fact a drama queen’s coded bleat on behalf of white supremacy.
October 15, 2008 at 5:47 am
fafnir
That’s okay, eric. Everybody mixes those up from time to time.
October 15, 2008 at 6:05 am
kid bitzer
it’s an awesome anecdote, eric, which i enthusiastically endorse–and i’m not just being a hyperbolic co-signer.
i actually think the big-game material brings a fascinating perspective to it. this is a guy who routinely plugged large mammals in the rib-cage with slugs of lead. how did it feel to be on the receiving end?
(and incidentally, urbino’s theory is completely refuted by all laws of sympathetic magic: you cannot make your flesh invulnerable to bullets by eating animals that were *fatally vulnerable to bullets*! you just can’t do it, my friends! what you need instead is a ghost shirt! which teddy had stolen from the paiutes!)
so did tr briefly feel a kind of calvinist glee in discovering that he was one of the elect? bullets rain alike on the just and the unjust megafauna–but they fucking bounce off me! you’re not putting my antlers over your mantlepiece, sonny!
no–the comments on the hunting stuff are a tribute to your tdih, really, making it even better.
October 15, 2008 at 6:33 am
Giblets
Or it could be that, like most dumb bullies, he never bothered to think of pain as anything that happened to the people he inflicted it on, but saw his own pain as a profound experience worthy of the whole world’s rapt attention.
October 15, 2008 at 10:49 am
dware
Lovely comment thread; invoke Theodore Roosevelt, and our emotions fly a little closer to the surface.
My students have always embraced the romantic and apealing image of Roosevelt, while not worrying much over what many would think of as less savory aspects of his character (period-typical racism, sexism, ethnocentrism, blood-sport enthusiasm, etc). Thus may have something to do with teaching in places where such attuitudes and activities survive and are in fact doing pretty well. Maybe these students can understand that it’s quite possible for an individual to embody contradictory, even self-cancelling impulses and attitudes and actions, without being fundamentally bogus…just human. And genuinely humane.
Students with more curiosity about Roosevelt I refer to his (abundantly available) writings; after they’ve clawed through some of his strenuous prose on their own they have some idea of what we deal with in making sense of this giant-sized personality. Taken in all, including his biases, his late tendency to hate Woodrow Wilson (not a demerit in some books, I know), his enthusiasm for sport hunting and his willignness to sacrifice big attainments in order to establish the principle (think anti-trust), Roosevelt was and remains awesome. As does his cousin Franklin, but that’s another altar.
As for that enigmatic “large six bulet,” maybe what we’re dealing with is a typographic error: for large six, read “large six-shooter,” and the phrase makes a little more sense. The old Jaguar XK engine was sometimes called a “big six”; I daresay that on a good day one of those wouldn’t have fazed TR, either.
October 15, 2008 at 11:06 am
John Emerson
Dickheadwise, some photographs of TR make him look like one of the top candidates for having his head explode from just plain gritted-teeth, furious determination. Or from apoplexy, whatever that is. What actually carried him off the early age of 61 was a blood clot migrating to the brain. This might count as apoplexy, I suppose, except that he died in his sleep and for it to be apoplexy I think that you have to be awake and raging.
October 15, 2008 at 11:23 am
Vance
That’s exactly what he wanted to express — it may have been natural, but it was also quite intentional.
There’s a Scott Joplin rag called “The Strenuous Life” (poorly recorded here. Graciously formal as ever, rather than ragingly gritted as one might expect.
October 15, 2008 at 11:26 am
Vance
Sorry, I didn’t mean the guy played poorly, just that the sound is choked and tinny.
October 15, 2008 at 12:28 pm
Matt Weiner
Interesting.
In 1902 Roosevelt looked to black leader Booker T. Washington as an advisor for appointments of black personnel in his government. But it was the fact that Roosevelt actually sat down with Washington for a White House lunch that outraged many parts of the country, yet fortified others. Joplin was inspired by this show of strength, and named his latest rag The Strenuous Life in honor of Roosevelt.
I vouch not for the history.
October 15, 2008 at 12:29 pm
kid bitzer
“his head explode from just plain gritted-teeth, furious determination”
i’ve always loved this line about grant:
“He habitually wears an expression as if he had determined to drive his head through a brick wall, and was about to do it.”
i’ve wondered whether ‘large six’ might be a typo for ‘large size’, given the proximity of ‘z’ and ‘x’. not a perfect solution, though.
October 15, 2008 at 12:32 pm
Vance
I thought a “six bullet” was a “sixgun bullet”.
October 15, 2008 at 12:57 pm
silbey
The nearness of “large six” and “six gun” or “six-shooter” is tempting. It was a doctor quoted in the story saying it, not the reporter, so the typo idea or misquoting is also possible.
I like kb’s idea about a typo for “size” that got through the editing process.
Still though, it’s a mystery.
October 15, 2008 at 3:16 pm
urbino
and incidentally, urbino’s theory is completely refuted by all laws of sympathetic magic
True, and wholly beside the point. Teddy used parasympathetic magic.
October 15, 2008 at 8:27 pm
More on the Economy, Some Republican Opinion, and Some Hate. « blueollie
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October 17, 2008 at 10:21 pm
Andy Dillon
I remember my grandmother telling me that she attended that speech. She would have been about 14 years old at the time.
She said Roosevelt waved the papers for his speech so the crowd could see the bullet holes and the blood, and then tossed the pieces of paper to the crowd one by one as he worked his way through the speech.
October 18, 2008 at 5:15 am
kid bitzer
wow. what a rock star! did anyone throw back lingerie?
November 21, 2008 at 10:36 am
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[…] Posted by zunguzungu on November 21, 2008 After he was done being President, Teddy Roosevelt decided to unwind by going on safari in East Africa and blasting the living bejeezus out of everything he could find. Ostensibly, he was there to get natural history specimens for the Smithsonian, but his heart was really in the simpler pleasures of hunt. Whatever else TR was, he was a man who like to shoot things. A lot. […]