Conservatives are trying to use the power of internet polldom to convince the American people that Sarah Palin is fit to be President, but I’m not sure:

I mean I’m voting for Not Sure. That’s what you know that I mean, you know?**

I mean, shit, I know shit’s bad right now. With all that starving bullshit, and the dust storms, and we running out of french fries and burrito coverings, but there’s a solution. A three-point plan to fix everything:

Number 1: We’ve got this guy Not Sure.

Number 2: He’s got a higher IQ than any man alive.

Number 3: He’s going to fix everything—and he’s so smart, he’s gonna do it all in one week.



(And in that poll, you know, for whatever and stuff.)

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**Up yours, Thers!