[hushed voice] Um, we’ve got an important announcement. [steals a quick glance around the room] Kathy Olmsted will be posting under her own name for the first time in just a few moments. [checks windows and doors] So I hope you’ll warmly welcome the newest member of the blog. [wipes brow] We reserve the right to expand our numbers again should the need arise. [looks over shoulder] And if Eric doesn’t begin pulling his weight, we may have to contract. [/hushed voice]