On this week’s edition of The Now Show, you can hear Mitch Benn (previously, and here) respond musically to the “Tyson Homosexual” incident.

Sometimes gay, just means gay;
Sometimes it don’t refer to anything exotic or outré
Sometimes it doesn’t have a thing
To do with what you do with your or anyone else’s dingaling
Still you insist and protest
If I didn’t know better I might think you were a bit obsessed
Perhaps it’s you who feel you might just be that way
And by that way, I just mean gay.

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