I’ve been looking for an non-gratuitous excuse to link to postbourgie. Because, y’know, some of my best friends are black. And I support Barack Obama. Ergo: not a racist bone in my body. Virtue!

Also, Lost is a very bad show, marred by dim-witted and deeply convoluted storytelling, overacting, and way too much hype.** But wait, there’s more: Lost creator J.J. Abrams hates black people.***

* There’s no evidence that this is actually true. Please don’t sue me. Please.

** Also true of Alias, which lasted five season longer than it should have. Get it? Alias only ran for five seasons. I’ll be here all week. CDs are available in the lobby.

*** Not really. And also not the point of the original post. But still: totally true.