If Mark Wahlberg had been seated in first class on that fateful day, there would have been no 9/11. Yes, seriously. I dare you to challenge his logic.
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5 comments
January 18, 2012 at 11:17 am
Ken Houghton
I suspect a picture of Mr. Wahlberg from those pre-Invincible days would do. It’s the time period of The Perfect Storm, that Ape thing, and Rock Star. A publicity photo from Rock Star and some pictures of the people who were actually in First Class on the three crashed flights should do it.
January 18, 2012 at 12:01 pm
miles
When asked in a followup question if he counted himself lucky to have cancelled his 2004 Christmas plans in Indonesia, a steely-eyed Wahlberg pledged, “If I’d been dare, wit my kids, dat wave woulda turned right da fuck aroun.”
January 18, 2012 at 1:08 pm
kevin
Christ, what an asshole.
January 18, 2012 at 5:55 pm
JessRiv
See and I thought he’d prefer to take on the ‘underwear bomber’?
January 19, 2012 at 5:07 am
Malaclypse
It is tragic that this country provides no possible way for a man of Mr Wahlberg’s clear prowess to, say, volunteer, somehow, to fight.
Personally, I blame Jimmy Carter for this lack of opportunity, but I will accept that there are people of good faith who will blame either or both Clintons.