Phil Nugent, my favorite cultural critic, has a great post up about Oral Roberts.
Here’s a taste:
It was Oral the raving bull goose loony whose image was preserved for all time by Lenny Bruce in his epic “Religions, Inc.” routine (“Thank you very much! Thank you, boy, here, have a snake!”). A milestone in Bruce’s career and the history of stand-up comedy itself, it depicted Oral as a cynical religious con man with contempt for the “thick rednecks” who were his natural audience, which stands to reason, since Bruce’s most fertile approach as a satirist was always to describe the powerful and respected as if they were just another bunch of nightclub performers who’d come up from working in strip clubs and toilets and hustled aluminum siding between gigs. It’s most prescient when it caricatures the rage that the self-made man (and woman, Sarah) feels at the brainy types who would dare to patronize him for his lack of book learnin’. “Go ahead, laugh at him,” Bruce’s Oral says to the straw men he’s sure must think the worst of him. “There’s a dummy! Ha ha ha ha! I’m a dummmy. Yes, I’m dumb, I got two Lincoln Continentals, that’s how goddamn dumb I am. I’m dumber’n hell, I don’t know how much a whole lot of nines are!” The supreme skeptic Martin Gardner once wrote of Oral, “Insecure feelings about his early poverty and lack of education mix with an awesome ego. Oral will never consider that when he hears the voice of God he is listening to himself, that when he builds a bigger monument it is a monument to himself. His visions are too childish to be fabrications.”
Really, you should read the whole thing. But be warned: before you start, block out a few days to make your way through the entire Phil Nugent back catalog.


7 comments
December 22, 2009 at 9:50 am
kid bitzer
okay, this alone, folks, is worth the price of admission:
“Oral spoke in tongues, praying every day with his wife in a mysterious, divinely inspired language that was half Captain Beefheart, half Teletubbies, usually delivered in the lyrical tones of someone who’s just caught his dick in his zipper.”
who would have predicted that ted nugent would have such a talented twin brother?
December 22, 2009 at 11:33 am
AerosmithDude
the lyrical tones of someone who’s just caught his dick in his zipper
ouch
December 22, 2009 at 11:39 am
snarkout
I love his blog – here’s Nugent on one of my favorite movies.
December 22, 2009 at 12:09 pm
dilbert dogbert
Kid b,
I snorted yogurt out my nose on reading that sentence!
Well worth the price of admission.
December 22, 2009 at 8:56 pm
kathy a.
oh, it is all fabulous. thanks for the taste and the link, ari. i had forgotten how publicly bizarre it all was.
December 22, 2009 at 9:03 pm
Urk
Yeah, I got turned onto Nugent via his 2 part examinatioin of Gone With the Wind, which got linked to somewhere. Here? anyway, that’s awesome. ;gad he’s publishing agian, his site was dormant for a while earlier this year.
December 23, 2009 at 10:11 am
rea
who would have predicted that ted nugent would have such a talented twin brother?
Certainly not Phil:
http://philnugentexperience.blogspot.com/2009/05/i-am-vic-hitler-may-18-2007.html