I’ve no doubt many of you have already received a variation on this theme, but for those of you who have not: Ben & Jerry’s now have Obama-flavored “Yes, Pecan!” But what about a flavor for the 43d president?
Grape Depression
The Housing Crunch
Abu Grape
Cluster Fudge
Nut’n Accomplished
Iraqi Road
Chock ’n Awe
WireTapioca
Heck of a Job, Brownie!
Neocon Politan
Cookie D’oh!
Nougalar Proliferation
I broke the law and am responsible for the deaths of thousands . . . with nuts
Me, I’d go for Rumsfeld Raisin: it’s not really ice cream, it’s broken glass and styrofoam, but you eat the dessert you have, not the dessert you’d like.
32 comments
February 6, 2009 at 1:15 pm
ari
speeches and reemed?
February 6, 2009 at 1:17 pm
ari
crooks with a dream?
February 6, 2009 at 1:21 pm
Bitchphd
Lick Bush, obvs. With little hairs throughout.
February 6, 2009 at 1:26 pm
ignobility
You left off my favorite: Chocolate Chimp.
February 6, 2009 at 1:26 pm
G C
My first thought was “Freedom Vanilla,” but that’s shooting fish in a barrel.
February 6, 2009 at 1:30 pm
G C
My first thought was “Freedom Vanilla,” but that’s shooting fish in a barrel. Apologies if this shows up twice, my first attempt got server-error’d.
February 6, 2009 at 1:56 pm
JPool
Cherry Executive Power Grab
February 6, 2009 at 1:59 pm
Jason B.
Mission A-compost.
Even though you didn’t buy it, you’re required to chew through every bite of this tub of dead leaves and decaying animals–with caramel marbled throughout.
February 6, 2009 at 2:03 pm
JPool
Cheney-Bo-Bleney!
It’s scowling flavored ice cream with chunks of the Constitution in it. Shoots you in the face … with flavor!
February 6, 2009 at 2:05 pm
JPool
Condoleezza Rice Dream
It’s whatever flavor the President told it to be.
February 6, 2009 at 2:12 pm
Mo MacArbie
Superdome Float
February 6, 2009 at 2:23 pm
JPool
9/11 Changed Everything Super Fudge Chunk
February 6, 2009 at 2:25 pm
JPool
I suppose they could just repurpose one of their existing flavors.
February 6, 2009 at 2:30 pm
Jason B.
Superdome Float
Okay, that made me snort.
February 6, 2009 at 2:32 pm
kid bitzer
damn, eric, that’s good work. how long those take you?
February 6, 2009 at 2:51 pm
jim in austin
MetaFilter played this game several weeks ago as well…
February 6, 2009 at 4:02 pm
jim in austin
Oh, and my contribution over there was Crawford Road Apple Cobbler.
February 6, 2009 at 7:14 pm
andrew
Tungsten.
February 6, 2009 at 7:25 pm
Cryptic Ned
Mocha Disaster of Monumental Proportions
February 6, 2009 at 9:04 pm
David Wonk
Conehead
Extraodrinary Rendition
February 6, 2009 at 9:36 pm
Matthew Ernest
Lemons of mass destruction
Evil doughers
February 6, 2009 at 11:10 pm
urbino
Unitary Expectorant?
February 6, 2009 at 11:11 pm
urbino
Nigerian Yellowcake?
February 6, 2009 at 11:13 pm
urbino
Scooter Libby’s Jubilee?
February 6, 2009 at 11:37 pm
ari
Nigerian Yellowcake?
So excellent.
February 7, 2009 at 2:30 am
megancase
OMG. So funny.
February 7, 2009 at 10:09 am
Tiny Hermaphrodite
You should run a poll to determine which is the best one.
February 7, 2009 at 2:08 pm
dana
Personally, it’s between Cluster Fudge and Nut’n Accomplished.
February 7, 2009 at 9:40 pm
JPool
Nigerian Yellowcake?
That’s Nigerien Yellowcake.
Nigerian Yellowcake would be too oily.
February 7, 2009 at 9:40 pm
JPool
You think that’s annoying, the demonym for the country I study, “Ghanaian” sounds just like the demonym for two other countries: Guinea and Guinea Bissau. And let’s not even talk about the K/Congolese.
February 8, 2009 at 8:35 am
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February 17, 2009 at 12:13 am
Cassie
Belatedly: my favorite suggestion was left off your list, as well — it had cussing in it and is only really funny in the context of the list:
Good Riddance You Lousy Motherfucker… Swirl