Conservatives are trying to use the power of internet polldom to convince the American people that Sarah Palin is fit to be President, but I’m not sure:
I mean I’m voting for Not Sure. That’s what you know that I mean, you know?**
I mean, shit, I know shit’s bad right now. With all that starving bullshit, and the dust storms, and we running out of french fries and burrito coverings, but there’s a solution. A three-point plan to fix everything:
Number 1: We’ve got this guy Not Sure.
Number 2: He’s got a higher IQ than any man alive.
Number 3: He’s going to fix everything—and he’s so smart, he’s gonna do it all in one week.
Seriously:
VOTE NOT SURE 2008!
(And in that poll, you know, for whatever and stuff.)
*Brought to you by Carl’s Jr.
2 comments
October 12, 2008 at 8:48 pm
Ahistoricality
I voted in that poll a couple of dozen times a few weeks ago, when “yes” was leading by a half dozen points. This time, I was told “subsequent votes won’t count” after I voted once. It’s true that there was some viral marketing on the left on that, but there’s no bleeping way Palin leads that poll without some major league poll-jamming on the right.
I feel a little guilty about voting “no”: technically, she is qualified, as a natural-born US citizen above the age of 35.
October 12, 2008 at 10:08 pm
urbino
running out of
frenchfreedom friesSpeaking of, I bought myself a shiny new freedom press today. I can haz excellent coffee!