(Hearing Obama’s remark about respecting those who “make us uncomfortable with their words” got me thinking: what would happen if my irate former student got his hands on Roget’s regnant tome and started bloviating about Obama on the Internet?)
First in the foremost if you are stimulated by new ideas because you are the kind of person like me and you can think for yourself rather than simply accept what Obama says as ultimate truth I think you will find this post importantly of interest to you.
I guess I should start by saying that what Obama thinks is not what he says and even what he says he thinks only provides cover for an incoherent agenda of sorts. Even if we overlook the logistical impossibilities of such ideas as the ones Obama has profligated the underlying premise of all of them is flawed and you can tell this is the ontological truth of the matter because of the insults he employs like raucous scoundrel and pugnacious.
But if you look soberly and carefully at the evidence all around you on the television you will obviously see Obama’s grandisonant effusions are not pedantic treatises expressing theories or extravaganzas dealing in fables or fancies they are substantial sober outpouring from the very soul of demagogism.
Now stay with me for a moment here because I am making a point. Specifically that there may be nothing we can do to prevent Obama from making good on his word to destabilize and undermine the already volatile social fabric he purportedly aims to save.
When we compare this disturbing conclusions I have drawn from the premises presented we can only conclude that the comforting picture purveyed by his conspirators and feel what is called by experts cognitive dissonance from it. Our only recourse is to kick ass and take down names.
If his attempts to perpetuate what we all know is a corrupt system have spurred us to challenge his uncouth libidinous assumptions about merit then Obama may have accomplished a useful thing because if we are to set our sights on eternity then we must be guided by a healthy and progressive ideology not by the salacious ornithological ideologies Obama promotes.
It is possible that Obama does not realize this because he has been imbibed by so much of the propaganda of quislingism and if that is the case as I believe it to be then I tremulantly recommend we halt the malmish adulation heaped upon wretched misfits. If anything Obama has hair in his brain and even though we all are to some extent as hairy Obama sets the bar on the curve that much higher up the mountain.
Does Obama have trouble living with himself knowing that he gets perfervid about unilateralism because whenever that question is asked Obama and his conspirators run and hide. I suspect that that is precisely what they are going to do now so as to avoid hearing me say that Obama’s bloodthirsty ipse dixits leave the current power structure untouched while simultaneously killing countless children through the starvation of disease.
ARE THE CHILDREN HIS ENEMIES?
As you know doubt realize by now that is a particularly timely question because in fact I just half an hour ago heard someone express the opinion that Obama may be reasonably cunning with words and what he says even though he is nerdy with everything else.
Obama believes that ageism resonates with the body’s natural alpha waves but unfortunately as long as he believes such absurdities he will continue to commit atrocities.
Let us not sink to his level and let us combat plagiarism by exercising our right to speak out and denounce his publicitiy stunts as totally unrepresentative of the valuves of this society and let me conclude by stating that Obama’s brain must work very differently from mine because it is black.
You can quote me on that.
P.S. He is a Muslim and not a citizen and has horns on his head when they take pictures of him.


20 comments
June 30, 2008 at 8:05 pm
urbino
A modern classic. The Moby Dick of our time.
June 30, 2008 at 8:08 pm
eric
The Moby Dick of our time
Racist.
June 30, 2008 at 8:36 pm
urbino
I guess if I’d been more mindful of the game, I’d've said, “The Moby Richard of our time.”
June 30, 2008 at 8:43 pm
eric
I just felt it important to point out that Moby Dick was a white whale.
June 30, 2008 at 8:44 pm
urbino
Yes. A blanched cetacean.
June 30, 2008 at 10:56 pm
Fats Durston
Fadge thee well, Kholdstar.
June 30, 2008 at 11:42 pm
herbert browne
Hey… if you want an extra vaganza, I got one here, hardly even dusty, been keepin’ it under my hat, er, chanticleer… so let me know, OK? ^..^
July 1, 2008 at 10:44 am
John B.
Captain of the Ship: My God sir, what is the matter?
First Mate: We have been stove by a whale.
(Essex goes down to a briny depth; all men to life boats.)
July 1, 2008 at 1:20 pm
eyeingtenure
This is all I saw, there.
I used to write like that.
July 1, 2008 at 1:20 pm
eyeingtenure
Shudder.
July 1, 2008 at 1:35 pm
SEK
I used to write like that.
We all did, so there’s no shame in that. (Well, not too much, anyway.)
July 2, 2008 at 8:22 pm
urbino
This post reminds me of that paper on Oedipus that made the rounds on the internets a few years ago. Anybody remember that?
August 30, 2008 at 9:52 am
leb
I hate Obama and all his verbal diarea I’m not the most I inteligent person but it is clear to me Obama is full of shit. He will be the malcom x president. I hate all the people that believe this guys lies if he gets elected we will be in deep trouble. It’s very sad what has become of our country.
August 30, 2008 at 9:55 am
leb
I hate Obama and his followers this guy will be the death of the greatest nation in the world. It’s very sad what this wonderful nation has become.
August 30, 2008 at 10:21 am
ari
the malcom x president
In poker, leb, they call that a tell.
October 16, 2008 at 5:08 pm
L
wow. I particularly appreciate the obvious insanity of the author with the “He is a Muslim and not a citizen and has horns on his head when they take pictures of him.” Hmmm. perhaps you might want to get that mental instability and dellusional imagination looked at by a professional. I was looking for the logical reasons why people vote for McCain, having trouble understanding that one right now. I have an acquintence who might vote for McCain and I thought of having a logical argument with her. She seems to just hate black people though… that came out in our discussions. So I guess I cannot actually change that in her. Oh well. I’m ashamed of it, that people base their entire judgement on that. Just sad.
November 3, 2008 at 9:12 pm
Chev V
You are sick. You reasons are rediculous and stupid. Get ready for the new black president hun…cause its happening whether you like it or not.
November 5, 2008 at 9:13 am
alplily
“salacious ornithological ideologies”?
Are you aware that ornithology is the scientific study of birds? I had no idea that the study of avians could be considered remotely salacious — that’s a new one. Oh, well. I guess one of the great things about the USA is that we are all entitle to spout our opinions and ideas, no matter how uniformed or ignorant we might be. But you might want to check definitions before you use those multisyllabic words.
November 5, 2008 at 9:20 am
Tiny Hermaphrodite
Can you close down older threads? Eric? Ari?
A preview function would be great, too.
November 5, 2008 at 9:21 am
dana
While you’re touting the greatness of dictionaries, I suggest you look up “satire”, “irony”, “humor” and “you have got to be kidding me.”