Yglesias writes today that…well, I’m just going to quote the whole post, okay?

In a History News Network poll, 61 percent of historians say that George W. Bush has been the worst president ever. It’s very hard to know what to make of these kind of questions. How can you possibly try to evaluate someone like, say, Andrew Jackson in contemporary terms?

At any rate, it will surprise no one to learn that I think Bush has been a very bad president. More interestingly, I also take the view that Bush is probably correct to think that history will remember him kindly. American presidents associated with big dramatic events tend to wind up with good reputations whether they deserve them or not. One possible Bush analogy would be to Woodrow Wilson, who did all kinds of things with regard to civil liberties that look indefensible today and whose foreign policy ended as a giant failure, but who was associated with both big events and with big ideas that were influential down the road. Someday, I bet there will be democracies in the Middle East and some future Republican president will figure out a way to put meat on the bones of “compassionate conservatism” and Bush will be looked upon as a far-sighted figure who made some mistakes in a difficult period of time. Will he deserve a good reputation? No. Will he get one? I’d say yes.

Sure, because of differences in context — the composition of the federal apparatus, the demographics of the electorate, the shifting nature of geopolitics, etc. — it’s difficult to compare Andrew Johnson and Lyndon Johnson. But it’s not impossible. You could say, for example, that AJ, in service of sectional and partisan goals, fought to uphold white supremacy, while LBJ, despite being a southerner and knowing that his actions would have dire consequences for his beloved Democratic Party, struggled to extend the franchise to black people. And, given that I think that not being servile to Slaveocrats or Dixiecrats is, on balance, a good thing in a president, LBJ takes this round. See what I did there? I compared two presidents, both named Johnson, despite the fact that they served in different eras. It’s the magic of historical analysis. Plus: I’m just that good.

Moving on, I think Yglesias is either insane or experimenting with becoming a contrarian when he suggests that historians will, some day, smile upon George W. Bush. President Bush came into power at a time of peace and prosperity. Absent a visit from rainbow-maned ponies, pulling carts filled with, um, heaping piles of peace and prosperity, President Bush will leave office with the country mired in not just one but two wars and the economy in shambles. Not to mention: he stole an election, used 9/11 to divide rather than unite the nation, shredded the Constitution, polluted the air and water, refused to throw a drowning city a flotation device, institutionalized torture, and…ZOMG, HE’S THE WORST PRESIDENT EVER! WHAT IS YGLESIAS TALKING ABOUT?

Apparently, this: “American presidents associated with big dramatic events tend to wind up with good reputations whether they deserve them or not.” Yes, Polk rocks the house for his territorial acquisitiveness. And who doesn’t love the aforementioned Andrew Johnson for scuttling Reconstruction? Hoover, you know, secured his spot on Mount Rushmore because of his association with the Great Depression. Then there’s Nixon, whose Vietnamtastic escapades and Watergateliciousness keep him atop every list of America’s best leaders. I’m done now. But not because I can’t keep playing this game all day. Really, don’t tempt me.

All of that said, I’ll give Yglesias this: if the Middle East begins sprouting democracies like desert flowers some time in the next few decades, some historians will try to rehabilitate President Bush’s reputation. But it won’t be an easy task. Nor will their efforts go unchallenged. Also, one more thing: there’s an interesting argument to be made about how hard it is, once a president has achieved good standing in the history books, to tarnish his reputation. For proof, one need look no further than that that genocidal maniac, Andrew Jackson.