Scott McLemee wants to know the zeitgeist of the 00s as a decade.
The 00s were the decade when it stopped being okay to call me on the phone and ask me stuff you could find on the Internets in about fifteen seconds. And no, this is not some fit of pique, a row with an imaginary maître d’ culminating in the shriek, “Do you know who I am?” The premise there is that you should; my premise here is that you don’t and you shouldn’t—but the Internet does, and it would tell you, and that would save us both a deal of time and money.
People have actually called me to ask my email address. I honestly don’t know how it is possible for this to occur.
And of course this doesn’t apply to you if you are living in the Third World, or perhaps if you are quite old, or poor, or poorly educated, or somehow cannot use the Internet very well for medical reasons I can’t now imagine. But for Heaven’s sake, that is not the class of people who do the calling.
Mainly, in fact, they are journalists. You can always tell the really quality journalists, because they will call and say, “I saw in this article I found that you think x. Is that right?” Instead of, “My editor said I should call you to ask about x. Can you tell me why?”
I never, ever, give out this link to people, because I am too polite. But seriously.


19 comments
April 3, 2008 at 5:07 am
Quote of the Day at Jacob Christensen
[...] Rauchway despairs: The 00s were the decade when it stopped being okay to call me on the phone and ask me stuff you [...]
April 3, 2008 at 5:52 am
A White Bear
I believe the catchphrase around some parts is “GFE!” as in “Google Fucking Exists.” But it is sorta neat that we can now assume that there is a body of reasonably reliable and accessible information on various topics. Like, it’s really nice when I off-handedly mention that the Jews had been expelled from England up until the Interregnum, and a student asks when they were originally expelled, and we all learn it’s 1290 because Ms. Laptop in the corner finds it in like five seconds.
Seriously, I should always teach with my laptop. Students are always asking questions I don’t know the answers to off the top of my head, and it takes no time at all to find this stuff.
April 3, 2008 at 6:42 am
ari
Anti-Semite.
April 3, 2008 at 6:44 am
A White Bear
Speciesist.
April 3, 2008 at 7:48 am
Luke
Bear: you could always appoint a Google Jockey.
Knowing that they may be called on at any point during class to fill the considerable gaps in my knowledge tends to keep laptopped students (who might otherwise be IMing with their homies) tuned in.
April 3, 2008 at 9:31 am
A White Bear
That is a super-cute idea, Luke!
April 3, 2008 at 9:35 am
A White Bear
Also, Eric, about people calling for your email address:
I have often found myself asking colleagues for their friends’ email addresses, rather than Googling them, because it seems nicer and less stalky to ask for an introduction. I often meet someone at a conference, chat with them amiably, and then sit at home for a week, staring at the email address I’ve found online, wondering if it would be totally creepy to email them out of the blue.
If I can, I try to find someone I know who can “introduce” me by forwarding an email to them or sending me their address so I can say “Our mutual friend X sent along your email.”
This is also pretty creepy, I guess, but less creepy and more professional-sounding, I think, than being all “I GOOGLED YOU!!” Maybe not.
April 3, 2008 at 9:47 am
eric
“Our mutual friend X sent along your email.”
How eighteenth-century of you! But you wouldn’t feel creepy about calling the university directory to get their phone number, would you?
April 3, 2008 at 9:57 am
Rob_in_Hawaii
I’m with White Bear on the “creepy” aspect of Googling people and then telling them you did it. (Not just for contact info or for professional reasons, though.)
There is a certain oddness to someone you barely know coming up to you and saying, “I Googled you and found out that you finished 817th in the Jingle Bell Fun Run,” or “I see you commented on a listserv in 2001 that my second cousin once replied on. Do you know her?”
Both of these are actual examples that happened to friends of mine. Of course I had Googled them myself, so I already knew that stuff about them.
April 3, 2008 at 10:02 am
eric
I’m not talking about that, though. I’m talking about professional contact, specifically journalistic contact.
April 3, 2008 at 10:06 am
ari
But Rob, those things are creepy. Because they’re not related to a person’s professional activities. In other words, if a student/colleague/stalker came up to me and said, “Oh, I happened to notice, through Google, that you once went to Camp [insert funny name here], I’d reply, “Huh? Why is that your business?” Unless, that is, I felt like reliving the lazy-hazy days of my late-70s summertime activities. On the other hand, if the same person sent me an e-mail or called me, having pulled my address or number off the university website, I’d be fine with it. Again, because that information is quasi-public. Actually, given that I teach at a public institution, it’s totally public.
All of that said, I really do think the formal letter of introduction should make a big comeback. Nobody should be allowed to approach me at a conference unless they first produce a document in which Ben Franklin vouches for their character.
April 3, 2008 at 10:07 am
ari
Pwned because I opted for long-winded nonsense instead of cutting to the chase. By the way, Eric, do you have a letter of some sort, attesting to your character. If not, leave the blog at once.
April 3, 2008 at 12:42 pm
Megan
I will write a letter for you, Eric! I will say things about your character!
April 3, 2008 at 12:43 pm
eric
There you go, Ari. Them’s some unimpeachable credentials.
April 3, 2008 at 12:59 pm
ari
Because my comment lacks appropriate punctuation, it should be ignored.
April 3, 2008 at 3:44 pm
tina
You are all crazy.
Then again, as a journalist/editor-type who is scared to death of the phone, el Goog is my BEST friend. There I find e-mail addresses to which I can write and say, “Er, hmm, haw, I am so-and-so; may I have a few minutes of your time, say, between X and X dates?”
Google makes so many things less painful. And so many non-Google-related things MORE painful simply because they SHOULD have been Google-related.
THE POWERRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
December 3, 2008 at 12:31 pm
Too rude? « The Edge of the American West
[...] 3, 2008 in meta | by eric Kieran sent me this. I am sorely tempted to use it when people email me to ask, what is your telephone number, mailing address, and email? [...]
December 3, 2008 at 12:42 pm
ben
So does this “too rude?” post exist or not?
December 3, 2008 at 12:51 pm
eric
It did, and it’s coming back better than ever.